to my friends i’m the dyke with the duck feet.
to those i’ve just met & the online world i’m samma.
and occasionally i’m drunk.
i identify as lesbian or gay or queer or homosexual.
as long as you’re not saying homosexual like it’s a disease.
i’m canadian
i smoke.
i swear.
i drink. then i get sloppy.
i’m a book worm.

i’m a dread head
i’m a feminist.

i dream of going to university & taking womens studies.

i drool when i sleep.
i’m really grumpy when i wake up in the morning.
if i could live on sushi & tequila my life would be fabulous.
i watch to much reality tv.
ani difranco makes my heart skip beats.
i’m twenty four.
a crunchy eco-friendly hippie at heart.

who will soon be married.
oh yeah, i’m also pretty rad.