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Teen Mom 2 Drinking Game.
bujnik: Take a shot every time Janelle freaks the fuck out. Take a shot every time Chelsea calls her dad crying. Take a shot every time Leah mentions she has two babies. Keep drinking through Kailyn’s segments so she doesn’t look like such a mongoloid. End of game.
Things that are a bitch when you have boobs.
alyaae: Sit-ups Running Laying down Jumping Jump-rope Massage chairs Bumpy roads Shirts Buttons on your shirts Getting food in your mouth and not in your cleavage. Going down stairs
frostitution: raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the reasons i have trust issues EXACTLY!
Arguing with others -
When I was younger: Now: YES!!!
Canadian Gov’t Dissolves Thousands of Same-Sex... →
cassket: Thousands of LGBT couples across the world awoke this morning to learn that they are no longer married. A Department of Justice lawyer under Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s Conservative Party of Canada government has nullified all same-sex marriages performed in Canada in which the couples’ native country does not permit gays and lesbians to marry. The reversal of federal policy is...
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
FACT: All lesbians are not like the characters on...
EnviMea: Teen Mom 2 Drinking Game →
envimea: Back-to-back Teen Mom 2 episodes tonight! Take a shot/drink if: Corey’s camouflage baseball cap is seen. Take another if he wears it indoors. Leah mentions Ali’s MRI. Jenelle gets kicked out of Barbara’s house. Jenelle moves back into Barbara’s house. Kieffer goes to jail. … HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
never-shout-nigger: oh no somebody dropped the bass
staticpallor: solemio: menstruccion: Boy slaps his brother with the ipad OH MY GODSDXZ AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Something my sister and I would do to each other. bahahahahaha!
FACT: Just because I'm a lesbian and you're a girl...
staticpallor: When people assume this about me I get all: