me: *trying to figure out the most efficient method of getting the ice cream out of the little grids in the bottom of the cone*
straight girl: you would make a great lesbian
Here's to the boys
proper-genius: with self harm scars, eating disorders, depression, social issues, and the like. I think about you, and I know you’re out there. It’s not all about the girls. I’m here for you too, should you need anyone to listen to you.
mottsgoddamnit: masturbatewithacheesegrater: Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves sorry I can’t hear you your url is making me uncomfortable
everyone else's anons: omg you're so beautiful like wow i love you your blog is my religion can i marry you please? your music taste is asdfghjkl and your HAIR omg i want your hair and have you even looked at your eyes wow please you're perfect marry me
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Not wearing socks #YOLO Forever alone #SOLO Marco #POLO Condom broke #OHNO Forever trollin’ #TROLLOL You like men? #HOMO Bitches be crazy #FOSHO Cold outside? Drink hot #COCO Got no house #HOBO Toy on a string #YOYO Villain in power puff girls #MOJOJOJO Dont get caught by the #POPO It’s not funny to get hit in the #ELBO Can I touch ya boob? #NONO
People who say: 'Is it because I'm black'
10% : Black people
90%: White people